HEY TEAM! Just a quick advanced warning that I am going to be sadly delayed in this week’s Bachelor recap. Not because I am ANY LESS ENTHUSIASTIC about how Corinne will pivot now that her mind-control techniques have failed, but because I am finishing up a spec script to apply to Nickelodeon’s fellowship program. I have been burning the candle at both ends trying to get it done but am just way behind, so I have to deny myself the pleasure of Bachelor-watching until it’s done. I’m deeply sorry and I promise to make it a good one as soon as my application is in!