… If by “a twins” I mean “a spec script I wrote within a couple months of my last spec script.” Like the writing version of those weird twin situations where a mom pops out one and then months later here comes another, like whoopsadoo! Here it is, in all its glory, the reason I haven’t been any fun in AGES.
If you don’t watch Kimmy Schmidt, don’t bother, it’s too cool for you anyway. Just kidding. You’re probably too cool for it. Actually, that’s definitely it. But maybe if you care about me you’ll catch up on some UKS and then read my script and tell me you like it? Just, like, if you care about my feelings, no big deal.
Thanks per uzhe (HOW DOES ONE SPELL THIS? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THX) to my best reader Anabananabel. U da best, li’l bundt cake.